"religon acctually has people convinced there is an invisible man that lives in the sky who watches you every minute of every day and the invisible man has a list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of those 10 things he had a special place filled with fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and cry forever and ever until the end of time, but he loves you."   - George Carlin

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